Sunshine- Movie Compendium

Sunshine Movie Compendium

Rating 5 out of 5 stars

Ok....I want to say everyone's views is in-line with each other except for one friend and that is Sam Woods. Sam has laughed about this movie and he deems it non-sense!

First of all Sam, when the movie starts with its first line, "The Sun is Dying"...that is EPIC. From the people I have shown this movie to, Chase, Dan, Herb, etc. Their mouth's dropped is shock and awe. Apparantly you don't care about the sun is dying.

I have to be honest movie compendium seekers, this has got to be the MOVIE OF THE YEAR 2007! The movie encompasses science, mystery, thriller, and aerospace.

Gosh when I finish watching this movie, I was left speechless- along with Chase, MattyP, and Dan. Unlike Sam....he just laughed. Shame on him. I hope the sun dies wherever he moves to...

But really, this movie basically need to drop a bomb the size of Manhattan into the sun. So this my friends is for real........

Anadcona 3- Movie Compendium

Anaconda 3- Featuring David Hasselhoff

Rating: 0 out of 5 stars

WOW...i didn't know David Hasselhoff has degraded himself from a stud on Baywatch to a Sci Fi movie called Anaconda 3.

All I have to say is this is probably the fakest movie I ever seen in my life. Faker than Paris Hilton's movie- House of Wax. Lets be honest....I rather watch J.Lo in Anaconda than watching Hasselhoff in Anaconda 3. Seriously....this was so fake!

It brings tears to my eyes that they have let the franchise down. The computer images of the snakes look so fake!

Let's focus on David Hasselhoff's career...besides Baywatch, what did he really have going for him? America's Got Talent? And his singing? lol Oh Hasselhoff your so washed up.

Idiocracy Movie Review

Youtube link of the Intro of the movie Idiocracy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1sE1E3z7jU

Rating: 4 out of 5 Stars

Before I write a review, I highly encourage you to watch the above Youtube link of the intro of the movie. I completely agree that smarter people are having less and less babies while all the less educated people are having babies!

So basically this movie is about a prostitute and an army guy get inducted into a top secret military program- where they are frozen only to wake up 500 years later in a completely new society. The society in 2500 is ran by ignorant people.

You know this goes far beyond a movie review, there is soo much depth in this movie. It toys with the future of mankind and the truthfulness of how a prevalence of the less educated are born compared to smarter fetuses being born. It could very much one day happen that society in general will be "dumber" in the near future. I don't see this as a comedy movie, i find it as a serious issue!

Good thing Obama solved the problem by essentially providing free health care in the near future! What is the point of working if I can get a government check, free health insurance, food stamps, goverment cheese, subsidizied housing, etc. I just seems like I can live a comfortable life doing this rather than working hard. If i sit at my house all day, doing nothing and collect government cheese, I will get dumber and apparently 25% of our nation like this! Shoot, if I work hard, i will get taxed 35% anyways to help the government cheese.

Well I highly recommend this movie as it is a great comedy movie as well as a warning of what our future will be in 500 years.

The Happening

Rating: 1 out of 5 Stars

Before I review this movie...I just want to say MARK WAHLBERG IS SOOO NOT MY TYPE. I don't understand why girls think he is sexy. Maybe because he was in the "NKOTB" group and all the teenagers who thought he was sexy in the 80s are now middle age, pregenant, and desperate for a subpar at best- good looking guy.

Oh...who can't forget when he decided to sell his body and pose for Calvin Klein ads....i'm sorry Wahlberg, but when you pose for a picture holding your crotch...you have no crediblity in acting!

So this movie is terrible, the acting is so lame! Worse than Good Burger! Its like...Good Burger knows their flaws and they just make fun of themselves at it, but yet in The Happening- Mark Wahlberg tries to embrace acting and he fails! Ok...so apparantly the trees and plants give out some type of toxin in the air and when people breathe in the air, it makes them commit suicide. Literally, Mark Wahlberg is running for 40% of the movie from wind and air. Wow.....Worst Movie Ever of 2008.

The Testaments: of One Fold and One Shepard

The Testaments is a movie made by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (or Mormons)- Basically this movie depicts Jesus Christ's ministry in the New Testament, and the resurrected Savior's visit to the ancient America's.

Well- it was a good showing of Christ's examples, but as a Christian, I never heard Jesus coming to Ancient America in my Christian learning.

I am not going to be biased regarding this movie so I will end my review of the movie now.