Nov 11, 2008

The Happening

Rating: 1 out of 5 Stars

Before I review this movie...I just want to say MARK WAHLBERG IS SOOO NOT MY TYPE. I don't understand why girls think he is sexy. Maybe because he was in the "NKOTB" group and all the teenagers who thought he was sexy in the 80s are now middle age, pregenant, and desperate for a subpar at best- good looking guy.
Oh...who can't forget when he decided to sell his body and pose for Calvin Klein ads....i'm sorry Wahlberg, but when you pose for a picture holding your crotch...you have no crediblity in acting!
So this movie is terrible, the acting is so lame! Worse than Good Burger! Its like...Good Burger knows their flaws and they just make fun of themselves at it, but yet in The Happening- Mark Wahlberg tries to embrace acting and he fails! Ok...so apparantly the trees and plants give out some type of toxin in the air and when people breathe in the air, it makes them commit suicide. Literally, Mark Wahlberg is running for 40% of the movie from wind and air. Wow.....Worst Movie Ever of 2008.


1 comment:

CFos said...

You're mixed up, China. Mark's brother was in NKOTB. Mark was in the Funky Bunch