Jan 7, 2009

A Christmas Story- Movie Compendium



Rating: o out of 5

This movie was the biggest waste of time of my life. I guess this boy wanted a toy gun for Christmas and basically the story revolves around his passion to get this gun. Well, I guess he got his gun for Christmas (the climax of the movie...). This was stupid and I can't believe this movie was put out in 1983 as a family movie! It was so violent! They should have rated this movie R!

Why do I think this movie needs to be Rated R:
- The boy beat up a boy senseless.
- There was a stripper lamp.
- The Santa Clause was insanely violent, throwing kids everywhere
- Kids swear in this movie every 3 minutes

Speaking of Rated R, I would like to talk about my favorite wrestler, the Rated R Super Star- EDGE! Here is a pic of him:






Edge is Awesome unlike this stupid movie.

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