So first of all, I'd like to thank Youtube for letting me watch most of this movie without having to waste time at the theatre. (Sorry folks, the movie has been removed now) This movie sucked for many reasons, mostly because I thought I was at some stupid emo, My Chemical Romance convention for two hours of my life. This movie is way too serious and intense to be good. The vampires (everyone but the girl in white and the dude on the right) run really fast and play baseball for some reason. They can go out in the day time without vaporizing, so Blade has one up on Twilight for that. Also, the good vampires only eat animals, but the bad ones eat people, so the blonde dude in the poster is chasing the girl in white for about 20 minutes of the movie. That part is actually a bit interesting, as he hunts her and her blood sucker friends try to hide her. Most of this movie is about the chick and the good vampire falling in love or something... do vampires love??
Overall, the special effects sucked, the acting was way over the top and they didn't have the Native American guy turn into a warewolf yet. Clearly he will be one in the next stupid movie they make. If you want to watch a good vampire movie, watch the Blade series. If you want to watch a chick flick, watch Wimbledon (that is actually a good one). This movie sucks (pun intended) as a Vampire movie and sucks (no pun intended) as a chick flick. I think even Herb would hate this pile of crap. For everyone's benefit youtube "The twilight before Christmas" it is much better. Overall, don't waste your time with this movie, and if you are a teenage girl, I'm sorry I made fun of your favorite movie of all time.
1 comment:
Yeah Twilight was dumb as hell.
And Bella should've died.
On the plane trip from Phoenix to Forks.
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